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Tre dialoger: bad, självmord och husdjur

Three dialogs: bathing, suicide and domestic animals

- Ska du gå me och bada?
- Jaså, du vill se mej naken, din jäkel!
- Are you coming along for a bath?
- So, you wanna see me naked, you bastard!

Kontoristen:  Jag skall be att få ledigt i eftermiddag.
Grosshandlaren:  Vad skall herrn göra då?
Kontoristen:  Jag tänkte begå självmord.

Office clerk:  Could I have the day off this afternoon?
The director:  What's the occasion?
Office clerk:  I am going to commit suicide.

Samtalet rör sig om taxen (se bilden):
- Brukar han inte springa bort ofta?
- Jo, men det är alltid en bit av honom som är hemma.

There is a discussion about the dachshund (picture above)
- Doesn't he run away frequently?
- Sure, but one part of him is always still at home.

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